Today's Friday Freebie is Smart Mouth Waitress, A Romantic Comedy (Life in Saltwater City) by Dalya Moon
Perry makes a strong first impression, from her white-girl dreadlocks to her uncensored opinions.
When she combs out her dreads on a whim, she catches the eye of a cute guy who’s a regular at The Whistle, the diner where she works as a waitress. He mistakes Perry for someone completely different: the girl of his dreams.
Perry tries to become that girl. But it’s so hard to be normal.
And eyebrow piercings are so cute.