Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Duh...


How am I supposed to take a review seriously when the "reviewer" can't tell the difference between Courtney and Allison? Two characters as different as night and day.

Courtney is a blond bombshell wrestling diva. A former Playboy centerfold. A fitness professional with a nose job, the best tits money can buy and an attitude to match. A blackbelt who's not afraid to get in the ring and go toe to toe with any of the wrestlers. An unabashed slut - come on, she's fucked every Dalton with a dick. Alex. Maverick. Etc. 

Courtney's a bitch and damn proud of it.

Allison is the girl next door. Brunette, self-conscious over no longer being a size 8. Her tits are real, she doesn't bleach her hair and has never had a manicure in her whole life. She's a veterinarian with a career and a life that doesn't revolve around the wrestling business. She's only had one Dalton dick - and that would be the one that belongs to Bryson, the only guy she's ever really loved.

What do they have in common? They both have vaginas and they've both been cheated on and with Bryson. The similarities stop there.

How anyone would think Rowan was outside casting a spell in a bathtub? All I'm gonna say is... duh.

Silly rhyming spells...

Guess what? I'm a fucking witch. The real damn deal. Those "silly spells" actually do work. Unlike a lot of those stupid "paranormal romances" that mock witches, I walk the walk and talk the fucking talk. 

Pagan and damn proud of it!

If you're going to review a book, at least freaking read it.

They say you aren't supposed to respond to negative reviews, but this one was just too damn stupid not to speak up on. I play by no one's rules. If you don't like my books, that's your right. I know I have a very strong voice. People either love or hate my writing. The royalty checks are coming in now, so trash me all you want. I'll laugh all the way to the bank.


Desire has a brand new cover and a silver best seller star over at All Romance Ebooks. To celebrate for a limited time you can get the book on sale for only $1.49.

Paul Bryson is slightly pissed that is baby girl is getting all down and dirty on the cover, but Billy's digging it. Just in case you might not have figured it out yet - Billy's got a thing for red heads.

Namaste


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