Thursday, August 11, 2011

Australia


Greetings! 

Tis I... Odessa... The Ghostess with the Mostess... The Spirit with the Sizzle... yadda, yadda, yadda.

As if I need an introduction... Let's get real here...

I'm Jezebel's Spirit Guide from the Other Side and a star in her Ring Dreams series that is soon to be released by Gypsy Shadow Publishing. Billy Dalton's got nothing on yours truly when it comes to cutting a promo and speaking of the gorgeous Billy, if he doesn't make your panties wet when you're reading Jezebel's books I think you need to seek medical assistance for female hormonal issues.

Anyways, my Person's alter ego Edie Rohde (Don't you just adore that name - I selected it as a tribute to the two loves of my life) is supposed to be working on edits to her Young Adult manuscript SHATTERED. Our friend Pattie LaRue gave her some awesome advice on how to spruce up the story to make it really shattering.

Edie was at the part of the story where I take off to Australia with Billy (and what woman wouldn't want to go to The Land Down Under with the man who totally has it going on down under - if you get my drift) I thought I'd take a little vacation to Australia.

You would think that without me screaming in her head that she might be able to better listen to Amalie and tell her story the way it's meant to be told. Well, we did good on that part. Amalie is coming through loud and clear. 

To keep myself amused while Edie's writing I decided to take over her blog and maybe even her Twitter. I've also been checking out some ebooks on the Person's iPhone. I must say I am totally digging Carolyn Rosewood's Seduced by a Demon series. Hot, spicy, and not human = yummy words! I might just do another blog on that a little later, but until then you'd better go buy The Last Soul and Hunted because they rock and I said so.

Now where was I? Oh yeah, the Person...

The problem is my Person is going off antidepressants. I told the bitch to just flush them down the toilet like I always did with mine every time someone tried to drug me up. But she's listening to her doctor and weaning off them. Apparently she needs me here because she can't do the orange light shielding spell without me.

Last night the Person was supposed to go to a coven meet and greet. Without me there to shove her out the door she stayed home and had pizza and Smirnoff Ice with that fat ass dog. Not that I don't love that dog, but come on, his butt is bigger than Tommy Dreamer's. 

Then she told me I can't bring any snakes home from my trip. Australia has the most varieties of poisonous snakes of any country in the whole world. Talk about torture. I simply adore snakes and I've never met a single one who didn't love me in return. I totally fell for this beautiful red belly black snake and named him Rafa after you know who, thinking she'd be cool with a Rafa in the house. 

That snake is way cuter than the dog and he wouldn't be nearly as expensive to feed. I was even going to keep him on the balcony and let him go play in the woods because it's a sin to cage a snake. But, no... they all told me NO SNAKES allowed.

So I'm back and I'm bored. What's a witch to do?


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